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MP Searches Middle-East For Terrorism, Finds Israel During his recent fact finding mission in Lebanon, Liberal MP and Gerard Kennedy supporter Borys Wrzensewskyj found that Israel engages in "state terrorism" and that it is responsible for "crimes against humanity." "I'm ashamed to be a Canadian," said Wrzesnewskyj, saying Canada favoured the Israeli position too much. "Canada should send in peacekeepers," he said, and Canada should encourage dialogue with the leadership of Hezbollah. "We don't want to see any more terrorism, whether the terrorism of suicide bombers or launching rockets or state terrorism. This is state terrorism," he said, pointing to the bomb craters behind him. Wrzesnewskyj condemned Israel's actions as "crimes against humanity," and damned Canada for "condoning human massacres." full story		Kennedy Supporter Opposes 'Blood-Hungry Zionists' Gerard Kennedy supporter and BC Liberal Youth Vice-President Thomas Hubert (pictured on right, with Kennedy) spoke out against the real cause of middle-east terrorism. He explained that, "One man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter. At one point, George Washington was considered a terrorist by the powers that be. History will remember Hezbollah as an organization that stood up to the most vile 'nation' in human history." He focused on the need to purge the corrupting influence of the Zionists from the Liberal party: "The Liberal Party is stronger without these violent Zionists in our party. I am glad for them to cease influencing our foreign policy so we are free to promote Canadian values of peace. It amazes me that this community is so absurdly selfish. The only issue that matters to them is the defence of a "state" that survives on the blood of innocent people. Shameful." full story

Coderre To Attend Spontaneous Angry Riot The Liberal Party has announced the selection of Former Immigration Minister Denis Coderre to represent the party at an angry Montreal street riot, to be held in opposition to the continued existence of the Zionist Entity. The riot is expected to be held in the vicinity of Concordia University in late September, once residents find they can no longer tolerate the existence of their pro-Israeli neighbours. A spokesman explained the unscheduled riot will, "clearly demonstrate how peaceful people are being provoked into violence." "It will bring together people from many different backgrounds united behind a common cause, and demonstrate all the tolerance and diversity that Canada's multicultural society has to offer." full story		Breakthrough Compromise: Half-Destroy Israeli State In a bold demonstration of the necessity of maintaining Canada's neutrality in all conflicts, Liberal MPs touring Lebanon announced a compromise deal with the leaders of the Lebanese polical party Hezbollah. "Israel wanted safe and secure borders, while Hezbollah wished the total annihilation of the state. We believe that achieving this agreement illustrates the skill of Canadian negotiators." Under the historic agreement, Hezbollah agreed to moderate its goal of destroying all Israel and instead will seek to wipe only half the nation off the map. When pressed to explain the deal Nasrallah explained, "Once we have fulfilled our goals, we can always meet halfway with Israel again. " full story

	August 23, 2006 Concordia Liberal Club holds fundraiser featuring special guest Mel Gibson
	August 25, 2006 Gerard Kennedy throws campaign down the well
	August 26 , 2006 Bake sale and craft show to raise funds for new Katyusha rockets